Saturday, June 30, 2012

Project X [2012]

Genre: Comedy

Rating: 6.6/10
My rating: 3/3

3 high school seniors throw a birthday party to make a name for themselves. As the night progresses, things spiral out of control as word of the party spreads.

Director: Nima Nourizadeh
Writers: Matt Drake (screenplay)Michael Bacall (screenplay & story)

Stars: Thomas Mann (Thomas)Oliver Cooper (Costa) and Jonathan Daniel Brown (JB)

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Dracula 3000 [2004]

Genre: Horror, Sci-Fi

Rating: 2/10
My rating: 1/3

The worst vampire movie I've seen.

Count Dracula terrorizes the crew of a spaceship.

Director: Darrell Roodt
Writers: Ivan Milborrow, Darrell Roodt

Stars: Casper Van Dien (Capt. Abraham Van Helsing), Erika Eleniak (Aurora Ash) and Coolio (187)

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Fight Club [1999]

Genre: Drama

Rating: 8.8/10

My rating: 3/3

An insomniac office worker and a devil-may-care soap maker form an underground fight club that transforms into a violent revolution.

One of the best movies I have ever seen.

Director: David Fincher
Writers: Chuck Palahniuk (novel), Jim Uhls (screenplay)

Stars: Brad Pitt (Tyler Durden), Edward Norton (The Narrator) and Helena Bonham Carter (Marla Singer)

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Ghosts of Girlfriends Past [2009]

Genre: Comedy, Fantasy, Romance

Rating: 5.7/10

My rating: 2/3

A bachelor is haunted by the ghosts of his past girlfriends at his younger brother's wedding.

Director: Mark Waters
Writers: Jon LucasScott Moore

Stars:  Matthew McConaughey (Connor Mead)Jennifer Garner (Jenny Perotti) and Emma Stone (Allison Vandermeersh)

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We Bought a Zoo [2011]

Genre: Drama, Family

Rating: 7.2/10

My rating: 3/3

Set in Southern California, a father moves his young family to the countryside to renovate and re-open a struggling zoo.

Director: Cameron Crowe
Writers: Aline Brosh McKenna (screenplay)Cameron Crowe (screenplay), Benjamin Mee (book)

Stars: Matt Damon (Benjamin Mee)Scarlett Johansson (Kelly Foster) and Thomas Haden Church (Duncan Mee)

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Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles [1994]

Genre: Drama, Fantasy

Rating: 7.5/10

My rating: 3/3

A vampire tells his epic life story: love, betrayal, loneliness, and hunger.

Director: Neil Jordan
Writer: Anne Rice (screenplay & novel)

Stars: Brad Pitt (Louis de Pointe du Lac), Tom Cruise (Lestat de Lioncourt), Antonio Banderas (Armand)

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Friday, June 22, 2012

The Woman in Black [2012]

Genre: Drama, Horror, Thriller

Rating: 6.6/10

My rating: 2/3

A young lawyer travels to a remote village where he discovers the vengeful ghost of a scorned woman is terrorizing the locals.

So, I don't find it bad, but neither it's an ultra great movie.

Director: James Watkins
Writer: Susan Hill (novel), Jane Goldman (screenplay)

Stars: Daniel Radcliffe (Arthur Kipps), Janet McTeer (Mrs. Daily) and Ciarán Hinds (Daily)

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Hellsing [2001-2002]

Genre: Action, Animation, Fantasy, Horror

Rating: 8.1/10

A British taskforce, lead by the daughter of the vampire hunter Prof. Van Helsing, battles the supernatural with the aid of two vampires.


Creator: Kohta Hirano

Stars: Jôji Nakata (Alucard)Yoshiko Sakakibara (Integra) and Fumiko Orikasa (Seras)

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Thursday, June 21, 2012

Cross [2011]

Genre: Action, Fantasy

Rating: 3.1/10

Given incredible power by an ancient Celtic Cross. Callan continues to fight evil... Now, joined by a team of weapons experts, Callan battles an unstoppable empire in Los Angeles.

This movie has potential, but someone didn't put enough effort. This way, it has no sense. -

Director: Patrick Durham
Writers: Jonathan SacharPatrick Durham, Tanner Wiley

Stars: Danny Trejo (Lexavier)Michael Clarke Duncan (Erlik) and C. Thomas Howell (Jake)

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The Inheritance [2011]

Genre: Thriller

Rating: 2.9/10

One of the worst movies I have ever seen. -

Director: Robert O'Hara
Writer: Robert O'Hara

Stars: Rochelle Aytes (Lily)Golden Brooks (Karen) and Janae Burney (Ancestor Girl)

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Elephant White [2011]

Genre: Action, Crime, Thriller

Rating: 5/10

An assassin is hired by a businessman to avenge the murder of his daughter by white slave traders in Thailand.

Wow. This is a shitty movie. -

Director: Prachya Pinkaew
Writer: Kevin Bernhardt

Stars: Djimon Hounsou (Curtie Church)Kevin Bacon (Jimmy)

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Gnomeo & Juliet [2011]

Genre: Animation, Adventure, Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Romance

Rating: 5.9/10

The neighboring gardens of Montague and Capulet are at war, but the gnomes, Gnomeo and Juliet, are in love.

Awesome movie. I enjoy watching cartoons. Woohoo! +

Director: Kelly Asbury
Writers: Rob Sprackling (story)John R. Smith (story) and 14 fucking more

Stars: James McAvoy (Gnomeo (voice))Emily Blunt (Juliet (voice))and Maggie Smith (Lady Bluebury (voice))

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Friday, June 8, 2012

The Parade [2011]

Genre: Comedy, Drama

Rating: 7.7/10

A homophobic, middle-aged, Serbian gangster ends up sacrificing himself to protect Gay freedom in his country.

So much win. This movie is a fucking win! Love it. Marvelous, brilliant, great! I love it when someone here does a great job. 

Director: Srdjan Dragojevic
Writer: Srdjan Dragojevic

Stars: Nikola Kojo (Limun)Milos Samolov (Radmilo) and Hristina Popovic (Biserka)

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Thursday, June 7, 2012

The Grey [2011]

Genre: Action, Adventure, Drama, Thriller

Rating: 7/10

After their plane crashes in Alaska, six oil workers are led by a skilled huntsman to survival, but a pack of merciless wolves haunts their every step.

Awful. This movie is so fucking boring. Everybody says how it's grat, awesome, but I think that someone just had a little too much movie tape. 

Director: Joe Carnahan
Writers: Joe Carnahan (screenplay)Ian Mackenzie Jeffers (screenplay)

Stars: Liam Neeson (Ottway)Dermot Mulroney (Talget) and Frank Grillo (Diaz)

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